You may have actually seen this before, but I found it hilarious nonetheless. A few of these hit the nail on the head, so I felt the need to share.
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.
can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that
you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen
of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from
living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a
thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you
Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should
not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
1. Dizziness, nausea, vomiting and/or incarceration
2. Loss of motor control
3. Loss of clothing
4. Loss of money
5. Table dancing
8. Dry mouth
9. A desire to sing Karaoke
10. Where the hell is my car/keys/phone/shoe syndrome
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. (guilty!)
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you way more smooth at talking to the opposite sex than you really are. (guilty, again.)
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
(Um, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" anyone?!)
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think that you are a super sexy supermodel. (Oh, geez...)
careful studies, researchers have determined that wine and
champagne (And in my case, after one god-awful night, 99 Bananas) may be interchangeable with the product - Margarita.