July 2, 2012

NaBloPoMo - July 2

Monday, July 2, 2012
Tell us your favourite joke.
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Oh my gosh, I can't tell jokes to save my life.  I either can't tell it right or I forget the punchline.  Also, a lot of jokes nowadays are just gross.  I'm down for the dirty-funny, but not the disgusting funny.

I can't really remember any childhood jokes, but I do remember always reading the jokes on the Laffy Taffy wrappers.  They're unbelievably corny, but kids love them.

Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: Where does the general put his armies?
A: In his sleevies!

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is change in the weather.

Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.

Q: What did the finger say to the thumb?
A: I'm in glove with you.

Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Because she saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why didn't the teddy bear finish his supper?
A: Because he was already stuffed.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef.

Q: How do you fix a broken jack o'lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch.

Q: How do you get a peanut to laugh?
A: You crack it up.

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a broken window?
A: A pain in the glass.

Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!